Well, I got my new Fleshlight the other day. And I've almost been too busy... to write about it. You thought I was going to say too busy to try it out? Not on your life. I've got just one thing to say. How long has it been since you had an orgasm inside a nice, hot, tight, muscular, young ass? OMG! I suppose it had been a while for me until... I took it out of the very discrete plain box it was shipped in and because I couldn't wait to try it, I didn't take the time to warm it, as suggested, in warm water. Lubed up...Okay, it was good. Pretty damn good. I usually take quite a bit of time to reach orgasm... didn't take long with my new Fleshlight! But, I decided, next time I would follow their suggestion...
The following day: took the insert out of the case, placed it in the bathroom sink full of hot water and let it warm up for a few minutes... OMG! I can't even begin to describe how fucking good the Fleshlight feels! I had immediate flashbacks to when I just a senior in high school fucking my boyfriend! I have fallen in lust all over again! Regular wanking doesn't even come close to this experience, let me tell ya. Please don't wait before you order yours! You will wonder why you waited so long... click here to order your very own Fleshlight! I have heard some guys say it's not quite as good as the real thing. I'm sorry, but I have to disagree! And the Fleshlight doesn't get migraine headaches, like my ex...
Oh yes! My next purchase: their new Ironwood product (below), especially for those of us over... well, read it yourself. I ain't tellin you how old I am... but I will tell you about it after I've tried it...
New product! Over 45? Ironwood doesn't make you hard, it makes you harder! Ironwood is your answer to the desired powerful erection. Simply apply directly to your penis up to one hour or just before love making. This product has been developed with a radical new technology and is perfectly safe and free from all side effects. Contains approximately 25 applications.
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